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Last Updated: 17.06.2025 00:59
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Can you explain the difference between “mi piace” and “mi piacciono” in Italian?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No way
Just Forget it!
No, not a chance
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Nuts and Butts
Unacceptable again!
How can I decorate my house creatively?
Next, they tried...
So, the docs changed it to read
Hysterias & Posteriors
Why do I want to give up on men?
Then came..
No go.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Isn’t freedom of speech and expression an absolute right?
Minds and Behinds
They put up a sign reading
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
How do flat earthers explain the Earth being stationary? Is this concept considered impossible?
Still no good
Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
share office space ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Another attempt resulted in ...
Thumbs down again.
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How can I easily get rid of my writers block?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Loons and Moons
So they tried
Everyone loved it.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)